Goddamnedtwisto - I know too much about porn pt.3: Theresa May bans the sex act known as the "Safe pair of hands"
Original post Very brief recap - It is 2011. ISPs have abandoned their original "black box" Cleanfeed anti child-porn implementations for more flexible and less error-prone ones. The BBFC wants to get a slice of this whole internet thing. The IWF are keen to help. Copyright holders have lost their main weapon against P2P file sharing. Mobile internet is expanding as fast as broadband had 10 years ago but crucially already have mandatory porn filtering in place. And David Cameron and Theresa May want to appear Tough And Decisive In Protecting Our Children.